What a monster of a name! Good thing that's not his real name, right? The Qatari's have decided to join his first and middle names. It's on his health insurance card. His real name is Hector Tacitus. Hector of Troy, of course. And Tacitus because he was our first quiet baby. Our first baby to pop out of me without screaming his head off. The first Tacitus that we know of was a senator and historian of the Roman Empire born in 56 AD. He loved hunting. So does our Tacitus.